This creepy white guy decided to impress a Chinese woman who has recently immigrated to the US for graduate school with his ability to write in Chinese.
Translations are as follows:
The First Message
"Chinese women always tell me they like white men the best, why do you think that is? Chinese women tell me, white men are the greatest, they have the most money and the most power, and Chinese women really enjoy bringing happiness to men with money and power, especially for white men! Many Chinese women, when they see that I am a white man, fall in love with me like they are crazy! But, my standards are very high, only the most beautiful, most knowing how to serve a man Chinese women catch my interest. As a white man, I can have any Chinese woman, but miss, I am only interested in you! You should be so happy!"
The Second Message
"You didn’t reply, why? Could it be that you don’t want a white boyfriend? It can’t be!"
This time we have a fan submission from a white girl, who nonetheless was harassed online by a Creepy White Guy! Here’s what she had to say:
"I have no idea which part of my profile offended this guy so much, all it mentioned was that I got tired of the corporate life and decided to launch my own startup (whoo, look at me, asserting my "independence") — that, and my love of yoga and rock climbing. Apparently that was enough for this asshole to take the time to write me this ridiculous message. The funny part is, I’ve recently started dating an incredibly handsome and charming Chinese American guy who thankfully holds none of the backwards views on women that this CWG has (CWG, is that the appropriate abbreviation?). Any chance you could uncensor this guy’s face when you post this? I feel like he doesn’t deserve to remain anonymous."
As always, thanks for the submission, but unfortunately we insist on censoring all Creepy White Guy identities, otherwise our readers would have to be subjected to their creepy faces and leering profile pics!
This one’s a fan submission, here’s what she had to say:
"This was the first message from some turd who just deleted his profile. I had written on my profile in the “Message me” section: “if you’re NOT A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE”, so I’m not sure what “azn girl” he’s quoting or why he’s quoting her at me.
Or why he messaged me, frankly.”
I REALLY wish I could say the vast majority of white guys aren’t like this, but at this rate… I’m not sure that’s true.
The girl who submitted this entry had this to say:
"The funny thing is I’m totally fluent in Korean, love KPop and KDramas (mmm Dong-gun Jang), and even taught English in Korea briefly a few years ago, which is probably why I ignore guys like this. I saw way too much of their entitlement and sense of privilege while I was over there. But what do I know? I’m just a twinkie after all."
…. and thanks to that last sentence, one of my favorite restaurants is now ruined for me. It’s one thing to indulge your racial arrogance, but when you ruin one of my favorite places to dine, that’s when I give in to pure, unadulterated RAGE